Win an autographed copy of “The Management Secrets of T. John Dick”

16 Sep
Claude and Millicent

– Good Heavens, Claude! Is this a genuine signed Augustus Gump?
– That’s right, Millicent. Now, are you sure you still want to marry Gerald?

Impress the opposite sex* with your sophistication and be the envy of your friends with this handsome paper and glue bound, prestige paperback volume sitting on the mahogany shelves of your study.

Smile benignly over your pipe as visitors gasp in admiration as they pull the book from the shelf, open its crisp pages and are greeted by an elegant full color, blue or black ink signature.But don’t let them keep their grubby hands on it for too long. Treat it with care. It is an investment, or at least it would be if any investing was required, beyond a few seconds of your time.

To enter, just click here.

The link will take you to the contest on the Management Secrets of T. John Dick Facebook page.

3d Cover TJ1 No Refl You’ll be asked to like the page, unless you’ve already liked it, of course and, if you want to increase your chances still further, you’ll be offered an extra entry just for following this blog. You can do that over to the right of this page, unless you already follow it if course, in which case, congratulations on your exquisite taste. You are just the kind of person we need to win the contest and keep this extraordinary objet d’art out of the hands of the kind of riff-raff that might otherwise win it.

* – Or the same sex, of course. Augustus Gump is quite comfortable with being an idol of that section of the gay community that spends money on books.

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