Domino’s named Augustus Gump official pizza supplier

14 Nov

A written warning to Papa John, in response to his pronouncement that President Obama’s re-election would lead to the need to reduce hours for the staff of his pizza emporia. I feel compelled to characterize his statement as a bovine excretion which makes a poor pizza topping, and consequently I am naming Domino’s as the official pizza supplier of this blog. Papa is not alone. The CEO of Applebee’s came up with a similar pronouncement, but I can’t imagine any circumstance under which I would visit an Applebee’s restaurant.

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